MY FAVORITE THINGS  
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          (sung to the tune of... well, you can guess) 

Pink satin teddies
And leathers and laces
Whips made of rubber
And solid-ball maces
Being tied down to the bed
With strong strings
These are a few of my favorite things!
 
Your pink fuzzy handcuffs
And cat-o-nine tails
Bring from my lips
A loud series of wails
Spanking my bottom
So hard that it stings
These are a few of my favorite things!
 
If you're a virgin
Well, I can correct that
Take off your clothing
And put on this hardhat
I'll tell you words that'll make your ears ring
And you'll learn a few of my favorite things!

          by HEINEKEN LOWENBRAU