Here is a collection of silly things I have collected over the years. I have much more than is currently on this page, it will get here eventually...
(New) Here's one I discovered recently, when I received my OpenBSD 2.6 CD-ROMs. First, I opened the CD case, and saw what was probably the most creative use of the CD design I had seen to that point. I should probably explain that the Blowfish is the security mascot of the OpenBSD project. Then, I flipped the two-CD carrier over, and saw Disk 2's graphics... I will *NOT* explain this. 8-)
PHONEANS.TXT -- A GREAT way to answer your phone. Recommended only for those with Caller ID! I've actually managed to get people to laugh, then hang up on me, not realizing that it wasn't a recording. Or at least one person, twice.
GIRLFRND.TXT -- A humorous look at software and relationships.
-- Remember the infamous Pentium Bug? The lighter side...
TWINKIE.TXT -- Grad student research on Twinkie Physics.
OPCODES.TXT -- A rather large list of humorous opcodes, begging a few Microsoft jokes.
-- A dialog between Bill Gates and the builder of his new home
Much, much more yet to come from the Holland Humor Archives!!!! (But, don't wait up...)